Friday, February 20, 2009

Random

These signs on the subways and buses have been getting to me lately. Don't be stupid and go assaulting the MTA personnel. We all know that. I know the monthly pass fare is about to go up, but don't take your frustrations out on them. But, if you do, fear not. The maximum amount of time you will be in prison is 7 years. No longer than that. So if you can handle 7 years (maybe even less than that!) go right ahead??Same with the "no smoking" signs in elevators that assure you that your fine for doing so will NOT exceed $25.00. So, if you're in the elevator, and you really need that cigarette, just rest assured that you will not be charged more than $25. Phew.

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